Fall Out Boy Helps You Get Rid of That U2 Album

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

There’s this young lady maybe a little younger than me l who I see at one of my workplaces every now and again and she would pop up out of nowhere and have me up her things at the register and I dunno she’s the only person where I feel okay having random conversations with and every time i tell her goodnight or whatever she says “Thanks, I’ll see you soon” and I’m not weirded out by that because deep down inside I do hope that I get to see her soon cause she seems to be like a really cool person

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

insertawesome-url-here:

eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

i lost it at that last comment

insertawesome-url-here:

eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

i lost it at that last comment

I met Sarah and Matt’s daughter (well, puppy, but shhh) Ruby for the first time this past weekend and she is just adorable.

She perched on my shoulder the first day I met her, curled up next to me the next morning, then woke me up by nipping at my feet and rough housing the day I had to leave.

I can’t wait to see her again.

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

abyssalpelagic:

jesslaughingalonewith:

dicksp8jrsbowtie:

celestial-awkwardness:

younger-than-the-soul:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

UM

EXCUSE YOU

THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Unrequited, my arse. 

I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain

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I’ve given up caring how many times I reblog this.

Anonymous said:
I think you're awesome. You inspire me and I wish we lived closer cause I think it would be fun to hang out sometime.

You, my friend, are awesome as well.

You seem like a very lovely person and I think it would be nice to be able to hang out with you as well if we lived closer and if we chatted a little bit more :)

pagingme:

can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets

pagingme:

can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets